I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
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