I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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