I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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