my soul wont recognize me after tonight
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
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I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
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and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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