OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
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all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
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We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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