batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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