She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
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He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
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I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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