Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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