"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
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WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
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I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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