Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Randomize
