people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
Just high enough for therapy.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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