Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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