she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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