my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
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Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
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He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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