direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
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I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
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I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
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