Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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