Say something about gay babies.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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