Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
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Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
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He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
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