so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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