I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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