The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
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