Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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