So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
she woke up with a sticky ear
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
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