a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
Randomize
