I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
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