Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
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