am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
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I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
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she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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