This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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