It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
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