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i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
You brought string cheese to the strip club
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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