wat bout pragnant strippers??
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
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Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
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Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week