your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
I told her you were a premature ejaculator. She nodded and said "Really? Wow, how long's he been a Pilot for?"
you are both the best and worst wingman ever.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
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