So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
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