Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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