p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
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I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
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He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
where are my eyebrows?
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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