oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I deserve this hangover.
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