TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
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I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
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Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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