I can't watch pbs sober anymore
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
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A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Found your dick twin last night
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
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Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
i think i just lost a toe
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