wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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