Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
