I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
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I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
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He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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