She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
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Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
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Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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