Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
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we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
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I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
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