At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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