p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
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