Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
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Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
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He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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