And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
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Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
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"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
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