She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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