You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
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She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
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We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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