just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
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It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
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As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
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