Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
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I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
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I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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