Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
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Reggie can tackle my bush.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
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Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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