Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Randomize
