Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
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