Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
Randomize
