one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
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After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
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Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
how do you play pong handcuffed?
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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