Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
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Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
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Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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